Cock Skull Silicone Dildo
By Carnal Queen.
I’m really not sure where to start with the Cock Skull dildo, this thing has me so excited, I know I’m going to struggle to translate my feelings into words. I’ve got a bazillion different things whizzing around my head, and my poor fingers are trying to keep up and capture some of the thoughts from CQ’s mainframe before it malfunctions in an excited frenzy! Anyway, on with the dildo.
There’s no skullduggery going on here, the Cock Skull dildo is a work of art, and needs no smoke or mirrors to hide its flaws, simply because it doesn’t really have any! I’m almost lost for words when it comes to describing it, it’s unlike anything else I own. It’s not beautiful, or delicate. It’s not dainty or feminine. In fact it’s a huge fuck-off lump of silicone, that’s firm, fierce and arguably freakish … I LOVE IT!!
Look away now if your vagina is shy, because I’m about to drop the stats for this beast, and you’ll be crossing your legs with a wince if you don’t like em big! I kinda feel like it needs a proper introduction, like on fight night, because the weight and measurements for this menacing meat head are impressive!
“In the red corner, weighing in at 1273g, with a shaft circumference to make your vagina weep, of 7.25 to 8.5 inches, we have the Cock Skull Dildo! With 7.5 inches of insertable unapologetic length, and a shudder-some skull base to take it up to 11 inches, you’re sure to have some spine tingling action with this monstrous brute!”
There’s nothing in the blue corner, because this piece of fuckable fantasy scares all the other dildos away … you get the idea.
I do have a bit of a fascination with most things macabre, always have had, and I dare say I always will do. This dildo screamed at me the moment I laid eyes on it, it’s enchanting and eerie, and whilst others may see it as being a bit grim, the reality of it is, it makes the goth girl in me lay back on the bed, open her legs wide, and await her destiny. Don’t get me wrong, I was hugely intimidated by it, it’s fucking massive, but I knew I had to conquer it, and with the wise words of George Michael ringing in my ears, I knew I’d gotta have Faith …
The silicone used to make the Cock Skull is firm. There’s a little bit of squish to it, but because of the sheer monstrous nature of it, it doesn’t really offer you much in the way of making life easier. I guess if it was rock hard, it would be much harder to master though, so I suppose the iddy-biddy bit of squish is a blessing. It’s covered in a unique texture, which at first looked a bit like leather. On closer inspection though, it’s more like the skin of a horror movie monster, patchy and inconsistent, rugged, and almost scaly.
There’s a hole in the base of this dildo which confused me for a while. What was it for? Was it just from the pouring and de-moulding process? It looked like some sort of adaptor hole. This thing is big and heavy, surely it wasn’t? Well, yes it is! The manufacturer of this dildo makes a big suction cup, that fits into many of their toys. Sadly this didn’t come with it, but I’ll definitely be looking at sourcing one. It’s not really much of an issue to use it without though, the weight of it holds the beast down for you, no problem!
The shaft has some amazing veining detail, with a particularly raised and prominent one running almost the full length of it on the top. I don’t often feel veins on dildos, but because of how stretched I am when I’m impaled on this one, they all feel delicious to me. There’s a bit of drag because of the texture, but not as much as I first expected. To be honest though, you’re not likely to go anywhere near this without enough lube to sink a ship, so it’s not really an issue anyway. It’s a demonic draw for dust though, so it’s always being washed!
Often with dildos, the head is the largest part, and once that’s in, the shaft is a breeze because it’s less girthy. The Cock Skull just had to be different. There’s no jubilation when you squeeze the ginormous head inside your pussy, because your journey is only just beginning. It took me a while to make it my bitch, but I got there in the end, and now it’s all mine. Mwahahaha!
The timing for me is everything with this dildo. I need to be aroused, obviously. I think it’s pretty clear that this is absolutely not a cold-start kind of toy! After an orgasm is a good time, but if I’ve had too many, I’m too tense down there, and my body says “Fuck off Skully”. I need to be relaxed, I need to be turned on, I need buckets full of lube, and only then can I snare the skull. For the initial attempts, I left CK in charge of it and I kept my clit happy and let myself get in the zone. It was successful up to a point, I was able to take the head, and I was so wonderfully stretched and aroused that I orgasmed in moments! I needed to not explode too quickly, like an overinflated balloon, and that stretch was too much for me when I was lying down and my clit was having fun too. Back to the drawing board.
I’ve found it works better when I stand the dildo on the floor and ease myself down on to it. My pelvis is at a better angle and there seems to be less resistance. It’s still a mighty challenge, but it’s one I gladly accept. I can’t get all the way down it, but I can take as much of it as I’ll ever be able to. I find it a little uncomfortable if I try to push too far, which is a shame, because grinding on his skully face whilst being filled would be fun. I fucking love it, it feels amazing, and if you like to feel stretched, I can’t emphasise enough to you how much I think you’d love this skull dildo. The orgasms I’ve had with it are amazing, so intense! It’s not about wildly fucking this weird and wonderful giant until you orgasm, it’s all about that delectable stretch, it’s such a turn on for me, and this dildo has given it to me in ways I’ve never experienced before. The material, the firmness, the texture, the weight and the size of it, all come together to make the most perfect, creepy cock creature I’ve ever had the pleasure of sliding down!
It doesn’t come with sparkly eyes, but as this dildo will be a display piece when I’m not humping it, I like mine to have more character!
Pros
Awesome
Awesome
Awesome
Awesome
Awesome!
Satisfyingly stretching
A work of art, if you like this kind of thing like I do!
Cons
Didn’t come with the suction cup
Dust monster
MEO sent me the Cock Skull Dildo for free in exchange for an honest and unbiased opinion, which does not alter my thoughts or experiences. Huge thanks to them, this dildo is now my favourite! If you want a spine-chilling skull fucking experience, you can pick one up from MEO here. Affiliate links have been used in this post.