Womanizer Premium 2
The Womanizer Premium 2 is a top end offering from the Womanizer inventory, and as soon as you see the box it’s clear that it’s premium by name AND premium by nature. It doesn’t particularly look like a sex toy, it just kind of looks like some sort of beauty contraption – which I suppose it is really. After all, there’s nothing more beautiful than a smile, and that’s exactly what you’ll be sporting after a few minutes with this little beauty!
In the hand, it feels significantly different to the Womanizer Classic that I recently tested. Gone is the hard plastic body, replaced with silky smooth silicone that immediately feels comfortable to hold, and really quite luxurious. Don’t get me wrong, there is absolutely nothing wrong with the build quality of the Classic, but you can just tell that this is in a different league.
- Pleasure air technology
- Autopilot 2.0
- IPX7 waterproof
- Smart Silence
- 14 intensity levels
- 4 hour battery life
This model has some pretty nifty features built into it, and is definitely a significant step up in my opinion from previous versions. The two features that probably stand it apart the most are the Autopilot 2.0 and the Smart Silence, which we’ll get onto in a little while. It’s of course USB rechargeable, and comes with a cute little cotton storage bag for you to keep it in. You also get an additional stimulation head, which is a slightly different size to the one that comes fitted to the device, to enable you to get the perfect fit for your own body.
The Premium 2 and I have gotten very acquainted over the past couple of weeks, and I have to say that I’ve been quite surprised by the fun we’ve had together. It’s a Womanizer – and we all know I’m a massive fan of their pleasure air technology – so obviously I expected that it was going to work, but quite how well it works surprised even me.
Let’s talk power. When I tried the Classic a few weeks ago I really felt like I needed more than the 8 intensity levels that offered me, so I was delighted to discover that the Premium 2 has 14 levels. And they’re not just like-for-like power levels either, because level 6 on this baby is definitely more powerful than level 6 on the Classic. As a self-confessed power Queen, this makes me very happy. It really does have something for everybody, whether you prefer gentle stimulation or you want your clit sucked off with near Henry Hoover ferocity, this has got you covered.
The Smart Silence feature is also pretty cool. Have you ever worried about how loud a sex toy is when it’s away from your body and just doing its own thing? They tend to be pretty loud and only dull down when they’re pressing against you, huh? Well you don’t need to worry about that anymore with this toy, because the Smart Silence means it only fires up when it makes contact with your skin, and it stops as soon as you move it away from yourself. It takes a little bit of getting used to, especially if you’re used to setting your sex toy on your favourite setting before you get going. There have been a couple of times where I thought that it was broken, but then realised it’s because it’s waiting for me to put it against my clit before it leaps into life – it’s really great if you’re worried about the kids hearing you, or if you share a house.
I think perhaps the biggest surprise for me was the Autopilot feature. When it comes to my sex life, it’s true that I am usually the submissive, and I’m totally happy to let CK take the lead. With my sex toys however, I’m always the boss and I like them to do what I tell them to do, and I enjoy being in control of my own pleasure. I guess it would be fair to say I’m a little bit of a control freak in that respect. I’m also generally not a fan of patterns on sex toys, I just prefer continuous vibrations or stimulation so I can get the job done quickly – yes, I’m impatient too, which is absolutely why I was dubious about the Autopilot mode on the Premium 2. A setting which hands my orgasmic fate over to the sex toy instead of myself doesn’t really sound like my thing on paper. Turns out I’m not always right, who knew?
It controls your pleasure by adjusting the level of suction/stimulation on your clit in a random manner. It does have three modes to choose from, so you’re not ever gonna find yourself being thrown from level 1 to level 14 in one fell swoop, thank god. The first mode covers intensity levels 1 to 6, the second mode gives you levels 6 to 11, and the most powerful mode goes through levels 9 to 14. You just put the Premium 2 into your desired mode, position the stimulation head over your clit, lie back and let it have it’s wicked way with you! I’ve found the second mode to be more than enough for me, and I’ve actually really enjoyed the fact that every orgasm has been different from the last one. I was concerned that it would drag on forever and I’d get bored, but that absolutely isn’t the case. It’s probably far more luck than judgement, because everybody’s pleasure thresholds will be different, but the random increasing and decreasing of intensity builds my orgasm nicely, without it going on so long that I’m over stimulated – which I do find can happen with all of the clit suction toys after a while.
So is the Premium 2 perfect? No, of course it isn’t. Those of you who have been around here for a while will be waiting for me to mention the infamous Womanizer kill-switch – a feature on older models which allows you to quickly flip the machine down to the lowest intensity just by hitting the power button, which was fab for post-orgasmic come down. Sadly yet again this model doesn’t have that ability. I think the harsh reality is that I’m going to have to come to terms with the fact that Womanizer just aren’t going to put that back on their toys, however hard I try to manifest it. That being said, I almost forgive this toy for not having it. Almost. The button placement, along with how easy they are to press, means that I’m able to quickly and easily cycle back down through the intensity levels so I can enjoy that warm gentle throb after an orgasm on the low settings to prolong my pleasure. Some of the other models, because of the buttons, haven’t allowed me to do that. I’d either end up pressing the toy more firmly into me and thereby adjusting the stimulation, or I’d accidentally break the seal against my body & cut my orgasm off with an abrupt end.
Unfortunately there’s not much I can do to decrease the intensity when I’m using the Autopilot mode – because I’m not in control of the power levels – I just have to make do with moving the toy away from me immediately after I orgasm. That’s where the kill-switch would absolutely come into its own, but hey ho, you can’t have it all! As I said, because I do like the Autopilot feature far more than I thought I would, I can almost forgive the Premium 2 for not having my beloved kill-switch, although if it did have it, this version of the Womanizer would be THE PERFECTversion of a Womanizer sex toy, EVER. Just saying ?♀️
Is it expensive? Yes, there’s no denying that it absolutely is. However I really do think it’s worth it. This version is definitely the most luxurious and premium Womanizer I’ve ever used, and the 14 intensity levels, along with the Autopilot feature means that I’m never going to get bored of it. Womanizers have always guaranteed to give me an orgasm, and to do it quickly. If anything, I’d have said that they were more function than fun – and by that I mean that they’ve always been the toy I reached for to get the job done quickly and not necessarily the ones I reached for to enjoy some quality me time. I feel like that’s all changed now because of the Premium 2. I can take my time, let my orgasms build, and really enjoy the pleasure of the experience. Womanizers are no longer just for quickies!
I love it. I absolutely bloody love it. I can’t quite believe I’m saying this, but I think this has just knocked the W500 off of the top spot ?
The Womanizer Premium 2 was kindly gifted to me by Lovehoney. This in no way alters my thoughts or opinions, which are always my own. You can click through and shop the Premium 2 by clicking the link to go through to your specific region
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