Bathmate Bullet Vibe
By Carnalqueen
If you know anything about adult toys or apparatus and I said the word Bathmate to you, you’d be thinking hydro pumps for dicks, right? And you wouldn’t be wrong either. Bathmate are synonymous with cock pumps; they’re a leader in their field and have earned a great rep for what they do. So, unless you own a penis, it would be fair to assume that this company has absolutely nothing to offer you – WRONG.
Now, I’m not going to lie, they don’t have oodles of stuff that’s going to interest us proud vulva momma’s, but the Vibe Bullet Vibrator is definitely something that piqued my interest, and I was willing to welcome it into my life with an open mind and a pair of open legs. To look at, it’s unassuming and probably a little boring, but to be honest, you don’t need the fuss and fancy if it does a good job, do you?
In fact, I think the beauty in this little gem is the fact that it IS so plain and simple to look at. For a predominantly male focused brand, it’s fitting to create something that would appeal to everyone, no matter their gender, and I think the Vibe Bullet nails that brief impeccably. It’s available in two finishes, sleek chrome and matte black. I have to say, the matte black is lovely, and feels really nice to hold. Bullets are very often metallic, and finished in garish colours like pink or purple, so it’s really refreshing to see a neutral bullet with a matte shell. I personally think it gives you a bit more grip when things get slippy, and with a pussy that can get wetter than an English Summer, I’m a big fan!
It’s a tiny wee thing, measuring in at just under 8cm, so it’s definitely a toy for external play. Don’t be pushing this baby anywhere inside, as you’re likely to lose it! It’s USB rechargeable and is waterproof to a rating of IPX7, which means it’s submergible up to a depth of 1 metre, for up to 30 minutes. So if you fancy a little bit of bath or shower time fun, knock yourself out, because this bullet can absolutely handle that.
There is 3 constant speeds and 7 patterns to choose from, so you’ll most likely find something there that will tickle your fancy. I have to say, it’s certainly got more depth of vibration than I was expecting it to have. I’ve never been a real fan of super buzz-your-clit-off type vibrations, and most bullet vibrators definitely seem to fall into being more buzzy than rumbly. I often find that the high frequency, killer Queen Bee vibes are just too buzzy, and they end up overstimulating yet desensitising my clit, and I can’t orgasm. Not the case with the Bathmate Vibe Bullet! The first constant speed has some definite depth to it, and after a few short minutes of play I’m gripping the sheets and coming hard. Sure, if you go up the speeds it gets a little more bzzzzzzzzzz, but I’m more than happy on level 1 thank you very much. The patterns are interesting too, and whilst they’re not necessarily for me (I’m too impatient!), I do think pattern lovers will enjoy what they have to offer.
My favourite way to use the Vibe though is definitely with CK. It’s really small and discreet, so it’s very easy to palm it and use it to stimulate all areas of the body. It’s the perfect blow job buddy in my opinion, which is why this toy is now ALWAYS in the top drawer of the bedside table, charged and ready to please. Again, the first speed is where it’s at, because it delivers nice and low rumbles that CK says feels great against all areas of his cock and balls. I can keep a hold of it without my fingers nearly falling off due to tingle-itus, and it’s not trying to buzz off out of my well lubricated grasp at every opportunity either. It’s a fucktastic addition to BJ’s without trying to take over. I’m not trying to brag, but when I’m down there doing my thing and giving CK’s cock the love and attention it so deserves, I don’t want any vibey toy thinking it can get one over on me – Darling, you will only ever form part of the support cast, I am the star of the show!
The Vibe Bullet is definitely a sparkling jewel in Bathmate’s crown as far as I’m concerned. Being tiny, this bullet is the perfect travel companion. It can easily be slid into a bag or pocket for on-the-go fun, whether that’s for cock or clit. I’ve always said that everyone should have a decent bullet vibrator in their sex toy armoury, and for less than 22 quid at the time of writing, this little beauty is a solid contender for top spot! You can’t even go out for a nice meal for just one solitary foodgasm for £22, so spend your dosh wisely and buy something that will pleasure you over and over again!
Bathmate kindly sent me the Vibe Bullet to try for free, in exchange for an honest review. My thoughts aren’t for sale, if I say it, it’s because it’s true!
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