Caesar 4.0 Sex Machine Review
By Carnal Queen.
The more sex machines I test and review, the more I form an idea of my perfect machine. I currently have two favourites – a machine which sadly can no longer be bought (so I won’t tease you by talking about it), and the Motion Love by Diva. When I was asked to review the Caesar 4.0 Love Machine, also by Diva, I wondered if it was going to be really similar in features and functions as the Motion Love. Undoubtedly, they look to be a close match, but actually they’ve very different machines, and I kind of wish I could take the best bits from both, and make myself a third machine!
As with everything I’ve tried from Diva, the Caesar 4.0 is a really well made machine, that’s finished to a high standard. It arrives requiring a bit of construction, in fact it’s the most construction I’ve had to do on a sex machine yet. It’s straightforward and easy to do though, taking only about ten minutes, and Diva provide you with everything you need for it, so no scrabbling around for tools. Once constructed, the machine is a beast! It certainly looks the part, and feels really solid. It weighs around 11.5kgs, and stands about 27 inches tall.
No additional shaft rod is needed for the Caesar 4.0, you just need to screw your Vac-U-Lock adaptor straight into the front of the machine. You get two adaptors, for double and single penetration, and you also get two dildos, which are made from TPR – you know me well enough by now, these don’t get used. They’re porous, and I highly recommend you invest in silicone dildos, which can be fully sterilised, and will last you a very long time, if not a lifetime. Thankfully, these are relatively easy to source!
Setting the machine up for a session is super quick to do. The height is set with a simple locking pin in one of eleven settings (three are hidden by the cross brace though), and the angle is selected by opening the large lever, adjusting, and closing the lever to clamp it in to your desired position. It’s self explanatory when you’re looking at the machine. You can angle it from as far down as is usable, to totally vertical, and all points in between, so it’s very versatile. It’s worth pointing out that the thrust depth can’t be altered on the Caesar 4.0, like you can on the Motion Love. This doesn’t really bother me, the 3.5 inch stroke length feels good for me, and I just make sure I position myself correctly, to ensure no cervix bashing goes on. For some though, that might be a deal breaker. If you like really long, deep strokes, or shallow rat-a-tat thrusts, it might not be for you.
The speed has been ramped up on the Caesar 4.0, as it’s capable of a leg trembling 260 strokes per minute, which is over 4 thrusts per second. That’s fast! The machine rocks quite a bit when I’m running it on the floor to demonstrate, but naturally, when you’re impaled on the end of a dildo, it stays pretty still and runs well. The speed control dial is easy to use, and is always within reach, so you can get the machine doing exactly what you want it to, when you want it to. It’s not the quietest machine I’ve got, but I don’t think it’s too bad, given the fact that it’s got a half horsepower motor controlling it! It’s powerful, it gets the job done. There’s plenty of oomph for anal penetration and double penetration. You might not want to be using it with the kids asleep in an adjoining room though!
The cross brace that goes from the feet to the upright stand, gives the machine a little bit of stability when used, but it’s also removable. Why is it removable? Well, for two reasons. Firstly, it means that with a quick undo of seven nuts, you can detach the footplate from the main upright, and store the machine flat on its side, for say, under bed storage. The other reason is, in my opinion, pure genius! With the cross brace removed, the footplate can be slid under your mattress, allowing for much easier on the bed use. Now, I do usually manage to use my sex machines on the bed with no bother, but the Caesar 4.0 is tall and a little bit more cumbersome, so being able to secure it down with the weight of the mattress is fab!
Our bed is a divan, and our mattress is deep, and it works really well. I don’t think I’d recommend it if you have a wooden slat bed, or a really flimsy mattress as I’d worry that the weight of the machine would either break the wood, or cause it to fall backwards off the bed base. Common sense I guess really. But for us, this feature is great. It means I can be on all fours on the bed, being penetrated, and CK has room to get himself comfortable in front of me, to either watch, or for oral sex. I love giving head when using a sex machine!
It’s got exactly the same wand holders and phone holder that the Motion Love came with, so pleasuring your clit and watching porn or recording private videos is a breeze. I love being able to do that, it’s a really simple feature, but it’s so much fun and gives you so many more options. You can expand your Caesar 4.0 by buying additional accessories to add to it. I’d really recommend the Fleshlight adaptor for awesome hands-free cocking stroking, and the universal dildo holder, to allow you to use some of your other silicone dildos with. It opens up many possibilities for me, and allows me to use some of my much loved toys with the sex machine.
If I could add the thrust depth personalisation possibilities of the Motion Love, along with the stability and more compact design, and add it to the under mattress feature and added power of the Caesar 4.0, I think I’d have nailed it, and I’d be very happy indeed! As it stands, it just comes down to your personal needs and preferences. No doubt, it’s a great machine, and it will give you many happy hours of pleasure!
The Caesar 4.0 Love Machine was sent to me, free of charge, from the lovely folks over at sex machines. This in no way alters my thoughts or experiences. If you’d like to grab your own Caesar 4.0, you can do so here. Alternatively, check out their other amazing sex machines here. No affiliate links have been used in this post.