Caped Cock Dildo Review
By Carnal Queen.
NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA BATCOCK!
It was a total given that my review of the Doc Johnson Super Hung Heroes ‘The Caped Cock’ would start like that. I mean come on, it just has to be done, doesn’t it. Even if I could have resisted the urge though, the note that accompanied this uber geeky dildo said those exact words, so it’s like some kind of weird whisper in my head that I can’t ignore. This silicone badass was a gift for my birthday, and what an awesome present!
If anything is sure to pique my interest, it’s something that’s out of the ordinary, that’s not like anything else. That goes for anything in life really, but especially when it comes to dildos. Straight up and down cock shaped dildos are ten a penny – that’s boring, my vagina craves uniqueness!
The whole Super Hung Heroes range is undeniably different. I’m sure you can work out, they’re all based around super heroes, and it was the Caped Cock that had been on my Lust List since the first time I spied it. I’m not into Batman. I’m not into Superman, Spiderman, X-Men or any other super hero out there, but I am into dildos, and this SuperDong had my name all over it.
I try not to focus on the packaging too much, but I can’t not mention it. Look at that box! It’s a Marvel (boom boom), it’s a shame it’s utter shit. It’s the flimsiest box known to man, and that’s a shame. Normally boxes go in the bin, but I’d actually like to keep this one to store my Batcock in … I’d be frightened to store feathers in it though. Thin, weak, piss-poor and so, disposable. Meh.
The black silicone Caped Cock is a sight to behold. I’m beyond glad that it is silicone, DJ make a lot of porous nastiness, so it was a relief to know that this range is all silicone, and therefore body-safe … and so it could be mine! This dong isn’t for the shy-vagina’d folk, but it’s by no means the biggest I have either. It’s filling without being forceful – a dildo that delivers without setting too much of a challenge.
The material has a really nice amount of movement in it. It’s firm, but with squidge, and that means it’s not too harsh on insertion. The detail is plain to see. The main body is ultra glossy, with a bat-like design reaching down both sides from under the phallic head to the sides of the balls and to the base of the toy. It reaches around to the underside of the Batcock, almost like a belt buckle. The design is a crosshatch type design, which is raised and matte. It requires lube, in generous amounts, to prevent any vag-grating action, but it feels wonderful when rubbed around my vulva, and especially my clit. Mmmmmm.
It’s lighter than I thought it might be, at 474g, and it’s also quite modest when it comes to insertable length – just 5.25 inches (7 inches total length). The girth is a delicious 5.5-6.5 inches in circumference, and I love that it’s not round, but more oval in shape. It feels more natural inside me, giving me a gentle stretch exactly where I want it to. The Caped Cock also juts up on an angle from the Batballs, instead of being straight up. I really like this when I’m thrusting, because it gives more space for my hand, without fighting silicone nads for valuable grip space. It’s not so good for sinking down on the dildo though, cause it tends to want to bend under pressure as you attempt to straddle it.
In use, I fucking love it. The textured sides don’t really do much for me internally, instead, it’s a mixture of the oval shape, the stretch, and the firmness of the silicone – it all just fits perfectly. In fact, if I was to custom design an every day dildo shape for myself, I doubt I’d get much more of a perfect fit for me than this one. And this one comes with built in sound effects, well it does when I’m using it anyway. I have an overwhelming urge to shout “KA-POW”, “BAM”, “WHAM” and “BANG” as I thrust myself to a powerful orgasm. I’m my own super hero.
Cleaning is a bit of a bitch, but I can forgive it that, purely because it’s silicone. That cross-hatching is an utter gunk trap. Lube, my arousal and anything else it wants to grab gets sucked into that texture, and it doesn’t like letting it go. A sink wash never feels enough for me, so whacking it in the dishwasher gives me peace of mind that it is actually thoroughly clean. Just have to remember not to leave it lying around in the kitchen afterwards!
The Caped Cock is amazing. I care not about the comic reference, or the super hero feels, it’s just an awesome dildo, that no matter how hard you try, you won’t be Robin from me! It’s the gift that keeps on giving, and it will be for a very long time to come.