Sperm Keyrings and Sperm Jewellery
By Carnal Queen.
Strangely, sometimes the most frustrating thing about being an anonymous blogger is the anonymity! If I were to ‘come out’ about my blogging habits, I’m certain that opportunities to talk about sex, sex toys, and the importance of staying safe, would arise far more frequently, but as it stands it just doesn’t, because my alter ego is still a secret in my circle of family and friends. It’s a little difficult to just bring up these matters out of the blue, but that’s why I love my Sperm Keyrings!
After linking up on Twitter, I was thrilled when the lovely folk at spermkeyrings.com (@spermkeyrings) offered to send me some of their goodies. They’re a fantastic company who specialise in making lots of spermy delights to supply to sexual health professionals up and down the country. It’s all about raising awareness of sexual health and safe sex – did you know that Chlamydia affects 1 in 14 of sexually active young people? That’s a lot, and many of those affected won’t even have any symptoms. Getting tested is so easy, and you never know, you may even get given your own sperm keyring to show off with pride!
They really are an ice breaker, and I love that! People look, they smile, they laugh and the brave ones ask what they’re all about, and for me, that’s awesome! I get to chat about the importance of staying safe whilst enjoying sex, and I feel like I’m doing my little bit to spread the word. Why stop at putting sperm on your keys though? The subject of jewellery came up in conversation on Twitter, and I said I’d have a play with the sperm to see what I could do with it. Due to a lot of my kit being packed away in the garage, I’ve only scratched the surface of my ideas, but I now have funky spunky jewellery to wear out and about! Think I’ll get noticed? 😉
I wanted to make some patterned pieces – they’re less obviously sperm, but still grab people’s attention. I’ve got necklaces, bracelets, earrings and a brooch, so there’s no excuse to go out sperm-less now is there! I want to cast some sterling silver sperm and also make CK some cufflinks too, I’ve gone sperm mad!. My keyrings are adorning every set of keys, my handbag, purse and even the dogs lead – The 14th-20th September is Sexual Health week here in the UK, I’ll be wearing my sperm with pride and getting the message out there as best as I can!
If you’ve got a sexual health campaign going, or maybe you want to advertise your website or business, why not get in touch with spermkeyrings.com about supplying you with some sperm keyrings. They come in different sizes and can be personalised too, you can even get glow in the dark and colour change options, they’re fabulous!
If you haven’t managed to pick up your own sperm keyring from a campaign, you can buy one .
Huge thanks to spermkeyrings.com, keep spreading the word! 🙂
Awesome article! 🙂 I can completely understand the anonymity part. It’s a constant conflict within this industry! It’s never as bad as it seems telling everyone, but there’s defonitly no going back… Let’s just say my dad was pretty shocked when I told him. Haha.