Willie Wanka Pro MkII By CarnalQueen Say hello to the sleek and shiny new machine from sexmachines.co.uk – The Willie Wanka Pro Mk II. Without a doubt, it’s hands down the loveliest looking sex machine I’ve ever had the pleasure of getting to know. It’s available in the standard black or candy pink, but I don’t […] Read more
Blue Balls XL 2.0 Review By Carnal Queen Having “Blue Balls” is probably not something I’d usually recommend, but in this instance, I’m more than willing to make an exception. The Blue Balls XL 2.0 is quite frankly a stonkingly good fucking machine. Following on from the success of the Blue Balls 1.0 machine, Diva […] Read more
Diva Sniper Pro / Diva Commando By Carnal Queen It’s not very often that I’ll write about two products in one post, but these two striking sex machines from Diva just cried out to be talked about together. The Sniper Pro and the Commando are undoubtedly very similar in aesthetics and theme, and when you […] Read more
ElectraStim Halo Review By Carnal Queen. I was thrilled when I spotted the Halo clitoral probe on ElectraStim’s website, and positively doing cartwheels when they offered to send me one for review. I’d never seen anything like this before, and I was surprised that it had somehow avoided my radar for so long. I was […] Read more
