Laid D.1 Larvikite Stone Dildo Review
By Carnal Queen.
I love dildos. No, I mean I really love dildos, which I guess is a good thing considering I run this blog. As you can imagine, I have rather a vast collection and I generally do love all of them, but occasionally one comes along that raises the bar even higher, and the Laid D.1 Larvikite is one of those dildos.
When the very lovely AmazingO asked me to review a product for them, I knew instantly what it was that I wanted. I’ve had my beady eyes on this stunning stone dildo for a while now, and I was super excited that it was going to finally be mine. In my other life I have a thing for jewellery, and I absolutely adore gemstones, so combining sex toys with gemstones was always going to be a match that I approved of. Now I’ve tried it for myself, I can wholeheartedly tell you that I approve of it very much indeed.
This piece is made from 300 million-year-old Blue Pearl Larvikite, which is sometimes known as Black Norwegian Moonstone, or Black Labradorite. It is exquisite. Now, I don’t know if you’re into the whole gemstone healing thing or not, but I kinda am – I mean, there’s really no harm in giving it a try is there, and gemstones are just so beautiful, so it’s great to be able to use and wear such amazing creations from mother nature herself.
So, for anyone that’s interested, Larvikite is a member of the Feldspar family, along with gemstones such as Labradorite, Moonstone, Amazonite and Andesine. It corresponds to the base chakra, the element of water and the Aquarius zodiac sign. It’s believed to be a protective stone, and one which grounds you. I may have substituted this for ‘grinding’, because it’s very good at that. I digress … It’s thought to repel negative energy and help with instilling patience – something which I could certainly benefit from personally. Assisting with creativity, it also apparently helps the brain to absorb new information. All sounds pretty good, huh? I can fuck myself, become more positive and patient, learn new things, and then get all creative with my fingers and sit and write about it. All whilst being protected …I’m into this idea, a lot.
Anyway, on to the God of dildos, the Laid D.1! And yes, it really is the God of dildos, I’m seriously in love with this thing, it’s amazing. There’s about 8 inches of stoney goodness in this baby, and at the widest point a circumference of about 4.75 inches. It’s nowhere near the biggest dildo I own, but because of the material it’s made from, it is a whole new ball game, and does feel entirely different in use. It’s my first stone sex toy, and I’m now thinking it wont be my last, because it’s in a league of its own.
I love hard, unforgiving sex toys. I love the Alpha Male 3 and the Big Johnny, and I thought that stone would feel the same … I was wrong. Sure, it’s rock solid (ha, geddit?), but it feels very different. In my experience, as fantastic as metal toys are, they feel very brutal and violating. I actually adore that about them, but I need to be in a certain kind of mood to pick one up and have a good session with it. They’re a bit more scary to be honest. This piece of Larvikite isn’t scary, it’s a work of art, and truly beautiful. It’s not as heavy as metal toys, so you don’t feel like you’re being ramrodded with a bargepole. It’s unyielding, it’s relentless, but it’s a little bit more gentle with it.
The adularescence or schiller across the surface of this toy is stunning. In places it seems to glow from within, and when it catches the light you’re treated to this wonderful optical phenomenon. It’s so beautifully smooth and cool to the touch, and the intriguing asymmetrical design makes for some great curves and edges. In the hand it feels amazing, in the vagina it feels even better!
The Larvikite Laid D.1 stone dildo feels remarkably natural to use, mind-bogglingly so in fact. As I’ve said, it’s as hard as metal, and when you first start using it, it’s as cold as metal is. Undoubtedly the stimulation is as relentless as metal, yet it doesn’t feel foreign in my body like metal does, it feels natural. It is natural, so maybe that’s why? After a little while of using it, the cold stone surface of the toy begins to warm up to your own natural body heat, which feels divine. I kind of go on a sensory journey with it, and that may sound cheesy, but I don’t care, because it’s true!
The shape is deliciously different. Those angles and edges make for a totally different experience, and my G-spot has never felt stimulation like it before. Yes, it is very similar to the We-Vibe Rave, but because that’s silicone, it feels no where near as intense as this does. I’m used to an in-out thrusting motion, which usually gets me going crazy, but with the Laid D1 stone dildo, twists and turns of the wrist mean my G-spot gets to experience side to side stimulation from an edge, and although different, it feels heavenly! Teamed up with some clit stimulation, from the Satisfyer Pro 2 or the Womanizer, this dildo is unlike anything else I’ve had the pleasure of using. It’s polished perfection.
I don’t need to use much lube with this dildo, it’s so flawless and firm, I find my own natural lubrication is often enough, so I just add a smidge, ya know, for luck. I love the dildo cold, I love the dildo warm, I love the dildo inside me, I love the dildo rubbed against my clit, I love to just sit and look at the dildo … you getting it? I LOVE THE DILDO!
The packaging is fuss free, and has a natural feel to it, with it’s rustic no-frills cardboard carton. No storage bag is included, which is a bit of a shame, but on the other hand, I think I will be displaying this beauty somewhere where I can see it, and marvel in its magnificence, also it’ll be somewhere close to hand, not packed away in a drawer. A wash in some warm soapy water or sex toy cleaner is all it needs to stay lustrous and brilliant – This piece will last a lifetime. Yes, you need to prevent it from hard knocks and falls, but providing you respect it, it’s going to outlive you. Maybe something to consider when you write your last will and testament? It needs to go to a loving home after all!
You need to get yourself stoned. Seriously, if you don’t already own a stone sex toy, get that sorted, because they’re utterly amazing. I’ve been blown away by mine, it’s now quite literally, a very firm favourite!
AmazingO very kindly sent me the Laid D.1 Larvikite stone dildo for free, in exchange for an honest and unbiased review, thanks guys! This in no way alters my thoughts or experiences. AmazingO are, you guessed it, amazing! So go check them out today. No affiliate links have been used in this post.