By Carnal Queen.
There’s been one question repeatedly playing on my mind since I got my hands (and my vulva) on this little clit vibe – Why the hell hadn’t I got one sooner?
I’m not normal, no seriously, I’m not! I often find things that other people love and rave about are generally just ‘Meh’ for me, and likewise, some things blow my mind and other people just don’t see the attraction. Maybe the We-Vibe Tango ‘love’ put me off, perhaps somewhere in the back of my twisted mind, I figured if pretty much every sex toy blogger on the planet loved it, I would probably hate it … I’m a twat.
Firstly, this thing is blue! Specifically mine is blue, but it’s soooo good to even have that option, I get so sick of pink! It’s USB rechargeable, so no more munching your way through battery after battery, and it’s waterproof, a trait which I’m finding myself seeking in sex toys more and more these days. Heck, I really loved playing with my toys in the bath when I was a child, and I don’t see why that should change now, just because I’m an adult!
All this awesomeness is before we even get to the stunningly magnificent vibrations this example of sex toy wizardry creates – It’s fairly small, but it packs one hell of a punch! The first time I put this on my clit I was like “WHOA!” the depth and strength of the vibrations blew me away and had me reaching orgasm super fast. I even found myself easing off the power a bit, and I almost never do that. As a self confessed power whore, I normally ramp toys straight up to the max, but not with the Tango! It has 8 speeds and patterns, so it really does cater for everybody, and because I’m usually only bothered about top speed, I was amazed to find that I really do enjoy the patterns on this. It’s so rumbly, and lovely, and fucking amazing!
You’re going to get up to 2hrs of amazing vibrations from a 90 minute charge, depending on which pattern or speed you select. Realistically I’d say more like an hour, because you’re going to be playing with the settings lots, and it will even flash away at the base if you’re running low on charge, we don’t want to run out of power at a crucial moment do we! The charger attaches to the bottom of the Tango magnetically, it sticks relatively well, but be careful not to knock it too hard when it’s charging up, as it may separate. Considering its might, it’s pretty quiet too, which is great!
Being made from ABS plastic, the Tango transfers the rumbly, delicious vibrations very well. It’s easy to hold during use, but be prepared to have your hand numbed, because it’s certainly going to be! I think it’s a small price to pay for awesome orgasms though, right?
It’s not perfect, it has a couple of flaws which could be improved on, but they still don’t stop me loving the Tango! Firstly, the button can be a bitch to press when you’re using it, especially if it’s slippy with lube or you know, any other juices that might be floating around. It’s manageable though, so I’ll cope. Secondly, the memory function can be as frustrating as a being stuck behind a learner driver when you’re in a rush! I’m usually a fan of vibes with a memory, but this? Not so much. I think it’s because it’s relatively easy to change the setting when you’re trying to turn it off, which means it’ll turn back on in the wrong setting. It’s not the end of the world, but it’s annoying.
Bottom Line? If you own a clit, you NEED this piece of kit! Trust me, you know when you’ve been Tangoed!
You can pick up your new best friend at Belle De Soir. Affiliate links have been used in this post, and all opinions are my own.