Swell Vibrator from Sh! Review
By Carnal Queen
“You get what you pay for” Now, that’s a phrase that we’ve probably all heard at some time or another. To be honest, I’ve said it myself, many times. Quality and a higher cost go hand in hand, usually. Not in the case of the Sh! Swell though, where you really don’tget what you pay for … in my opinion, you actually get much, much more.
I’ve tried plenty of supposedly ‘high end’ sex toys, where the price tag makes you squirm far more than the toy itself everdid, but it never seems to work the other way round. I’m sitting here trying to think of a super affordable toy that stuns me with its skills … and I can’t think of any. I’m not saying there aren’t any, but clearly I’ve never come across any. Pun totallyintended. Certainly none that have made a lasting impression, anyway.
Then I met this purple pleasure giver from Sh! and that all changed.
The Sexy Specs
- Deliciously smooth body safe silicone
- 6 inches in length and 1.5 inches in diameter
- Curvaceous ridges to stimulate your G-Spot
- Simple two button interface
- 7 speed and pulse settings
- Fully waterproof
- 60 minutes run time on full charge
- USB rechargeable via magnetic charger
- Supplied with storage bag
Body safe, waterproof, rechargeable … all terms which you’d expect to see referencing high priced toys. The Sh! Swell is under £50. I wish I was able to make party streamers fly out of your screen, whilst Kool and The Gang sing “Celebration” to you, because just saying that it’s under £50 doesn’t seem to do it justice at all. In fact, the Swell is just £45, which to me is a big freakin deal. Buy one. Buy one now.
All this praise, and I’ve not even talked about the vibrations yet. If you’re a fan of tickling, buzzy-bee type vibrations, walk away now, this toy is not for you. If you like deep and rumbly, and love your vibrators with a side portion of grunt, then, well, SWELL!
It’s no secret, I’ve always been power hungry. I like any vibrator to have rumbles rather than ripples, but especially ones who are designed to make friends with my G-Spot. There’s nothing more annoying than feeling the need to scratch off the surface of your inner hot spot with your bare fingernails, because it’s been buzzed almost to the point of being numb – the Sh! Swell doesn’t do that. The three speeds and four different pulses gives a setting to suit a variety of pleasure palates.
The shape of the vibrator is just right too. It’s not so girthy that I wouldn’t recommend it to a beginner, but it’s also bulbous enough to satisfy someone who likes the fuller feeling. A good dose of water based lube, and I think the majority of ladies would lovingly welcome the Swell home with open arms (legs).
Perfectly proportioned, perfectly angled, ridged to add pressure in just the right places … it’s a triumph. Sh! recommend a rocking motion on their website, and I have to agree, that advice is spot on. My G-Spot favours rocking and grinding with most G-Spotting toys – that familiar building sensation of the need to pee arrives much faster that way – unless I’m using metalor stone, which has weight on its side.
It has a simple two button interface, a magnetic charger that actually stays in place (look at that cute little face!), it’s waterproof for easy cleaning or bath time fun, and it’s all beautifully presented with a cloth storage bag in a sturdy box … it’s sounding more and more perfect by the second, right?
I know I’m gushing – ahem– but this vibe is fantastic. It blows so many ‘high end’, expensive toys out of the water. At under £50 it’s an absolute steal of deal. My recommendation? Snap one up!
The Sh! Swell was kindly sent to me for free, in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. This in no way alters my thoughts or opinions, because honesty is my onlypolicy. Sh! Womanstore is a sex toy shop for women, run bywomen. They provide their customers with great customer service and fabulous products.
You can browse their site, or if you’re in the area, you can visit their store at 57 Hoxton Square. Affiliate links have been used in this post