Motion Love Review
By Carnal Queen.
Motion Love is made by Diva, a well know sex machine manufacturer, who have been producing machines since 1973 – you may remember my Diva Toolbox review that I did last year. Well, this machine is brand spanking new, and has only just been launched, in fact sexmachines.co.uk have been given the exclusive on it. I was thrilled when they asked me if I’d like to review it for them, and do you know what? I think I might have found the machine for me …
This is my fifth sex machine (I’ve reviewed another that will be launching soon too), and of them all, I think this is most definitely my favourite. For me, this machine covers a lot of bases, and it does it without the need for you to be buying other things. Sure, you can expand, or upgrade elements (I’m looking at you dildos!), but essentially, you’re ready to go out of the box, and not just for straightforward single penetration either. This machine will entertain you, and it will perform well … it certainly puts the ‘fun’ into functionality!
The Motion Love offers you speeds of 40 to 220 thrusts per minute, and thrust depths of 2 inches up to a whopping 7 inches. In reality, you’ve got most requirements covered there, there’s going to be a setting to satisfy even the pickiest of fucks. You get two TPR dildos included, and I’m going to say from the outset, they’re vile. I don’t like porous dildos, and I think they should all die and be replaced with silicone, but even if I didn’t mind them, the ones that came with this machine are just a bit weird. The beige cock is wonky … like been on the drink and can’t stand up, kind of wonky. And the black one? I think it’s a great shape, but mine was all dented and bashed. You can see from the pictures – these dildos have never been used, they only got unpacked for photos and video review filming. Annnnyway, the great thing is, this machine uses the Vac-U-Lock system, so you can use any compatible dildo on it, and be comfortable with your own choices. Yay for Vac-U-Lock!
The Vac-U-Lock adaptors that you receive with the Motion Love are really quite a clever idea. A single adaptor, that can be screwed directly into the machine, and a double, which allows the single one to be attached to it, to open up your penetration choices. I like that these are included, because it’s often something you need to purchase as an optional extra. What sets this machine apart from others I’ve tried though, is the additional wand and phone holders that you get included, which just fit onto the suction cup plate and screw thread on top of the sex machine. Sounds like such a simple thing, but it’s a game changer, literally!
The machine weighs about 9kg, and the boxey nature of it, means that it’s pretty easy to store in the bottom of a wardrobe or cupboard. It’s also ridiculously easy to set up when you’re ready to play. You get an extension shaft included, but you don’t actually need it. In fact, for reasons I’ll mention later, I prefer to use the adaptors screwed straight into the machine, with no added length from the shaft, where possible. It’s a pretty powerful machine too – I did wonder how it would cope, having to thrust two dildos back and forth, with obvious added resistance, but it copes well.
The 14 possible positions this machine offers, gives you a massive range of position options. Once adjusted, it’s solid, and you know it’s firmly in place and going nowhere. It runs pretty much straight too, with no real ‘buckle’ in the thrust. Some other machines, because of the mechanisms involved, can jump a tiny bit on the thrust, meaning if you’re not perfectly aligned with the machine, the dildo seems to jolt as it enters you. Not with the Motion Love though, which is great.
I’m not usually a fan of a shallow thrust on a sex machine, but I’ll admit, it was a welcome addition to this machine. Double penetration isn’t for the faint-hearted with a sex machine, they’re relentless and unforgiving. I can’t take my current silicone dildos any deeper than the 2 inches, on a low thrust speed, and that’s with one of them being tapered nicely too! It’s going to take some practice, and maybe the sourcing of a slimmer compatible dildo! It’s great fun though, and it’s certainly an experience. The Motion Love just did it, no hesitation, stalling, or caution on it’s part, as there was on mine! As always with sex machines, you need a lot of lubrication added into play.
For single penetration, I love to use the machine with me sitting, and the machine raised off the floor on something. That’s perhaps my biggest criticism of the Motion Love – you’ve a great selection of angles, but you can’t adjust the height that the strokes come from. It’s easily remedied though, I just makes sure it’s on something stable, like the coffee table. In this position, I can really make use of the wand and phone holder. The wand holder is genius! I like to add clitoral stimulation when I’m being penetrated, but it can be difficult when I’m being pounded at top speed. The wand holder solves that, and means I can benefit from some hands-free Doxy action at the same time. This is why I prefer not to use the extension shaft, as it puts me slightly too far away from the wand if I use it. I do hold the wand in use, but only as an added support. It’s totally awesome to be able to put my phone on the machine too. Admittedly, at high speeds, you get a little bit of motion wobble, but I’m not likely to use this feature on top speed. Sex machines for us, are usually a couple thing, I’d only ever really play with them when CK was around. The Motion Love makes me want to use this when he’s out, when he’s sat at his desk at work, occupied by computery things – oblivious to my shenanigans. Oblivious until he receives my naughty video clip, that is! I love that you can record yourself playing on your phone, in such a way that you only need to see the ‘business end’, and therefore keeping your anonymity (in case you’re as paranoid as I am about things falling into the wrong hands!). It’s wicked fun, I love it.
I really like the simplicity of this machine. The box-like structure really helps to add stability and structure to it. When it’s on, it runs well. Obviously there’s noise associated with it, there’s always going to be with a sex machine, but it’s not screaming or screeching at you. It seems solid, and unfaltering, and never tires, which is obviously a good thing! Even though it’s a pretty comprehensive kit from the word go, you still have the potential to expand, with accessories like fleshlight adaptors and universal dildo attachments, there’s no reason to ever get bored. This can truly be your one-shop fucking shop!
So, could this be the machine you’re looking for?
sexmachines.co.uk kindly sent me the Motion Love machine for free, in exchange for an honest and unbiased review. This in no way alters my thoughts or opinions. If you’d like to check it out further, you can do so here. No affiliate links have been used in this post.