Intimate Part Spreader Review
By Carnal Queen.
I was gifted this G-Spot Stimulating Intimate Part Spreader a while ago from a very generous Lovehoney forum member after they saw it on my wishlist. With one thing and another, it found itself at the bottom of my ‘to review’ box, but I’ve recently dug it out and promoted it to the front of the queue after being asked by a fellow blogger what I thought of it – I’m so sorry it’s taken me so long!
Right, I’ll briefly touch on how it’s presented – bloody awfully! It’s got a tacky picture of a naked woman on the front, which turns me right off, I don’t think sleazy packaging is really called for in 2015, but I guess it’s just a box and it doesn’t really matter. What does annoy the shit out of me though, is leaflets inside boxes which are generic and that cover a multitude of toys. I started reading it and was horrified when it told you to make sure you wash it after using it anally! WTF? Please, don’t shove it in your ass! It was only when I read on, and it mentioned lubing up your dildo/plug/love doll/pump/suction cup/love beads etc, that the penny dropped, and I realised they were lazy bastards who couldn’t be bothered to produce a specific product leaflet. Giving toy appropriate information isn’t exactly too much to ask for, is it?
Anyway, on to the spreader! It’s a flexible wire construction, covered in ridged silicone. Mine is purple, and although it might look a little strange, it’s a workable size which I don’t think is intimating at all. Before I added it to my wishlist originally, I read all of the reviews previously left by other Lovehoney customers, my interest was definitely piqued by some of the comments, and remembering this, I was excited to get it in and get my world rocked by this odd little contraption!
Did it rock my world? Well, not from just wearing it and using it alone, no matter what I did to it, but it certainly does have some satisfying attributes!
After applying a small amount of water based lube, I easily slid it into place. It took a bit of adjustment to get it formed into the right shape for my anatomy, which is really easy to do because it’s very flexible and easy to manipulate. I’d say that anybody who doesn’t succeed with this the first time they use it, should try again, because if it’s not fitted correctly it’s just not going to do its thing very well. I curled the curve in towards the arms a little bit before putting it in, to give me the right shape to hit my G-Spot, which worked well. Although I knew it was in the right place, I found that I couldn’t really achieve any stimulation like this, because the arms were positioned perfectly to hold my labia open, and were therefore very snuggly against me, doing their job, and preventing me from manipulating them. Tapping or hitting the spreader did absolutely nothing for me either, I was so far disappointed after reading how amazing it felt once inserted … Meh!
It was when I introduced clit play into the equation that I began to realise how this part spreader was going to work for me. When I’m masturbating like this, I like my clit to be exposed fully, and I often find myself holding my labia apart with my free hand. With this I don’t have to, I have perfect access and am totally exposed, meaning I can feel the cool breeze passing across my sensitive areas as my skin begins to tingle with pleasure. I like it, a lot! Using toys which have a broader area of stimulation, a wand for example, no longer hit the labia and surrounding areas, just the exposed clit, making them far more intense and much more pinpoint, which is not for the faint-hearted, I can assure you!
Sex whilst wearing this is definitely different, and took a little bit of getting used to. A couple of times I felt like it was going to hurt, it didn’t, but during movement I became aware of it more and was anticipating pain. Once I’d got past this, and realised it wasn’t going to cause me pain at all, it was absolutely fine. Sometimes you’ve just got to get past these stupid mind blocks haven’t you!
With every thrust, it certainly provides my G-Spot with far more attention than it’s used to in certain positions. I was concerned that it would aggravate the Carnal King’s cock, but he said it’s fine. He can feel it, it doesn’t give him overwhelming amounts of added pleasure, but it does add extra sensation. Although it presses against my G-Spot, which feels really good, it’s the sheer exposure of my clit from having my labia spread wide that gives me the most pleasure during sex. It means my clit gets stimulated directly at times when it normally wouldn’t be, which if I’m honest, feels fucking amazing and leads to some awesome blended orgasms! With him on top thrusting into me, he makes direct clitoral contact as well as rocking my G-Spot, amazing! In doggy position, when fucking vigorously, his testicles slam against my exposed, swollen clit, wayyyyy more than usual … Me on top, which usually provides me with incredible clit stimulation anyway, well, it’s just more intense and mind blowing! I do worry that I’ll hurt him when riding him, having this firm contraption between me and him, but that’s just me being silly, he experiences pleasure not pain!
I have to say, the part spreader has really impressed me, much more than I thought it would. It’s not what it physically does to me that’s amazing, but it’s what can happen to me in situations, BECAUSE of this, that pleases me greatly. Visually, this doesn’t open you up greatly, you’d need a speculum for that, so it’s going to be down to whether or not having labia spread does anything for you or not. I guess you could say that this just opens the porch doors, leaving the front door shut, so to speak!
Cleaning is a breeze, it’s silicone after all. A wash under the tap and a spritz with sex toy cleaner, and you’re ready to go again. If you want an alternative use, because of it’s flexibility it can also double up as a phone holder!
Oh and I forgot to say, oral sex is really amazing when wearing this! Every lick, suck, kiss and gentle breath is felt, and seemingly magnified. Fuck it, I’m off to stick it back in … on your knees boy!
Want to try it for yourself? You can pick up your G-Spot Stimulating Intimate Part Spreader from Lovehoney here. Affiliate links have been used in this post.