By Carnal Queen.
EEEEEEK! We’re here, we’ve finally done it, welcome to my new home
I always knew Carnal Queen version 1 would one day be retired, in favour of (hopefully) a nicer, shinier, tidier place. The decision was made that the big change and launch would happen sometime in March, and it’s been a journey of late nights, indecisiveness, diva strops and hard work ever since. The problem was, I had absolutely no idea what I wanted, so if the truth be told, I’m still not entirely sure we’ve achieved it! ?
CK has worked his balls off for me though, and I’m so grateful to him. IT may be his business, but web design isn’t, and this is only his second ever website, with V1 being the first, so I’m thrilled with what he’s achieved, and I take my hat off to him for being able to cope with my creative monster personality – honestly, I’ve been a nightmare to work with.
He’s scoured over a thousand themes in his quest of finding the right one He’s very sensibly only shown me about 20 or so of those, because every time I saw a new one, I wanted elements from it, making a more solid brief, with each new turn. He’s put countless hours into it, getting the structure right, before I spent time reformatting every old post to fit the new look. Never again!
God, my old site was shit! This has been going on in the background for weeks, so I’ve still been publishing new reviews and working on V1. Every time I logged in, I wanted to kill it! That said, I’m still kind of sorry to see it go. In what feels like a relatively short time, Carnal Queen has far outdone what I hoped for it, and has continued to grow, day by day. So to every amazing company that has put their faith into my work, and for every reader that’s taken the time to read my keyboard sneezes, thank you. I’m looking forward to seeing where the new phase in my journey takes me, I hope you’ll stick around to find out.
Talking of CK …
You’re going to be seeing more of him around the place from now on, as he becomes a regular reviewer here on Carnal Queen. He’s a little bit nervous, but I know he’ll fit right in. I’ve always been happy to write reviews for bloke toys, based on his feedback, but since he’s the keeper of the cock, it makes sense for him to share his experiences, in his own words. You can catch him on Twitter, he’s been a bit lonely there since he set his profile up over a year ago, so feel free to go and say hi, and join me in welcoming him to the community.
So Let’s Start With A Competition!
Right, this time I’ll be giving away three fantastic products! First up, we have an Original Tool Box Sex Machine, very kindly provided by the lovely folk over at sexmachines.co.uk. I’ve done a few reviews for them in the last 12 months, they stock some amazing machines, so be sure to check them out. I was quite surprised by the Tool Box when I reviewed it. It’s a fab little machine, suited to anyone with a sex machine curiosity, or for people that really need a discreet machine. You can check out my review here. I’m shipping the Tool Box to the winner, so it’s sadly only open to the UK. The picture here is from my review, as the machine they’ve sent me is still all sealed up in it’s outer postage box, ready to go to the winner!
[gleam url="https://gleam.io/dXDbk/original-tool-box-sex-machine"]Original Toolbox Sex Machine[/gleam]
Next up is the new We-Vibe Rave! This product has been generously provided by Belle De Soir, a cracking UK based retailer. I’ve not reviewed a Rave on the website yet, but it’s coming soon! With it’s fantastic levels of rumbly power, and it’s asymmetrical shape, the We-Vibe Rave is a sex toy worth delighting in. I’ll be shipping this too, but as it’s a much smaller box, I’m happy to ship this one worldwide.
[gleam url="https://gleam.io/zJ9Hw/wevibe-rave"]We-Vibe Rave[/gleam]
And finally, I’m giving away a Happy Rabbit 2 G-Spot from Lovehoney. I’ve reviewed the Happy Rabbit 2 Natural, and it’s a powerhouse of loveliness. Given the time of year, I just had to offer you the chance to win a bunny didn’t I! Again I’m happy to ship this one worldwide.
[gleam url="https://gleam.io/u3rm2/happy-rabbit-2-gspot"]Happy Rabbit 2 G-Spot[/gleam]
Huge Thanks to My Sponsors!
Terms and Conditions
You must be of a legal age to enter in your area, e.g. 18 for the UK.
You may enter all giveaways, but you will only be able to win ONE prize.
Tool Box is open to the UK only, We-Vibe Rave and Happy Rabbit are open world wide.
Winners will be responsible for any custom charges.
All entries will be checked, those not following entry requests will be disqualified.
Winners are picked at random and will be contacted via email within 48 hours. They must reply within 72 hours, else a new winner will be chosen.
You must be willing to give me a name and address for shipping.
This promotion is in no way sponsored, endorsed or administered by, or associated with, Facebook.
All prizes, are brand new, box fresh items! It goes without saying, but I’m saying it anyway!
Right, that’s me done for now! Time for a glass of wine and a rest! Lots more exciting content coming over the next couple of weeks, so watch out for that. In the meantime, I hope you enjoy browsing my new place! Close the door on your way out, and don’t wake the neighbours ?